Quotes about Wig

He would answer to "Hi!" or to any loud crySuch as "Fry me!" or "Fritter my wig!"To "What-you-may-call-um!" or?"What-was-his-name!"But especially "Thing-um-a-jig!"

I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.