Quotes about Clumsiness

Clumsiness is often mated with a love of solitude.

There is perhaps a kinship among qualities; one draws another along with it; and the biographer should here call attention to the fact that this clumsiness is often mated with a love of solitude. Having stumbled over a chest, Orlando naturally loved solitary places, vast views, and to feel himself for ever and ever and ever alone.

I used to run into lampposts. That was my party trick.

That boy's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the bottom.