Quotes about Humor

It is a fact too little known, but as far as I am concerned undeniable, that Providence has a great sense of humor, and of course, the best!

A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.

Any married man should forget his mistakes—there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

I feel like one little fellow who knelt at the side of his bed, closed his eyes, and prayed, "God bless Mom. God bless Dad. God bless Grandma." He said it the same way every time. But one night he added, "And please take care of yourself, God. 'Cause if anything happens to you, we're all sunk!

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I remember asking my mum when I was about 13, 'Why are my brothers and sister so much older than me?' And she just said, 'You were a mistake.' And I laughed.

I tell everybody all the time: I had a 25-year wrestling career, and I'm most known for laughing.

Jesting and levity accustom a man to lewdness.

In real life, I'm far more lighthearted than I come across on the records.

Life isn't memorable enough to remember everything. It's not like there are explosions all the time, or dog smoking cigarettes.