Quotes about Humor

There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.

I cannot choose one hundred best books because I have only written five

I never truly believed that human business was some serious thing.

You've got to learn to laugh in the face of adversity.

Laugh and grow strong.

People always ask me: "Why?! Oh God why?!" Mostly at the beach.

Being a dad is the greatest, except for assembling things.

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'

You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein Because he hates America he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French people.

Sometimes our talent is plain old everyday people skills that have been lost in our fast-paced society—listening, compassion, a sense of humor, and a positive outlook.

My pappy used to say, any day you don't find a reason to laugh is like livin' two days, neither one of them worth a whit.

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.