Quotes about Humor
George Burns . . . the only man I know who does fool Mother Nature.
- Ronald Reagan
I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.
- Roseanne Barr
My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.
- Ricky Gervais
My politics are short and sweet, like the old woman's dance.
- Abraham Lincoln
George Bush has met more foreign heads of state than I have. But a substantial number of them were dead.
- Jesse Jackson
There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators.
- Will Rogers
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
- Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
- Will Rogers
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
- Will Rogers
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.
- Will Rogers
There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators.
- Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
- Will Rogers