Quotes about Humor
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
- Mae West
Humor is man's greatest blessing.
- Mark Twain
The man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for.
- Herman Melville
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
- Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
- Mark Twain
"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.
- Conan O'Brien
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.
- Conan O'Brien
Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.
- John Oliver
When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.
- AA Milne
I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!
- Dolly Parton
All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door.
- Albert Camus