Quotes about Humor
If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
- Martin Luther
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.
- Ray Comfort
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone."—Reba McEntire
- Reba McEntire
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
To succeed in life you need three things: A back bone; A wish bone; A funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.
- Kevin Hart
When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.
- Tina Fey
For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!
- Tom Lehrer
a most excellent man, though I could have wished his trousers not quite so tight in some places and not quite so loose in others.
- Charles Dickens
My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.
- Elton John
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
- Mae West