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Quotes about Humor

The best way to drive out the devil, if he will not yield to texts of Scripture, is to jeer and flout him, for he cannot bear scorn.
- Martin Luther
I think with romantic comedies it's a lot about tone, because different romantic comedies have different tones.
- Jennifer Lopez
He does that again, I'll knock him into tomorrow." "We haven't even left the church parking lot. Didn't you hear Pastor's message?" "Didn't Beau?" Between them, Olivia chuckled. "He was loving his neighbor, all right." Shay smothered a laugh, then glanced at Travis. He looked torn between anger and humor. "Yeah, well, he'd better find another neighbor to love. This one's my wife.
- Denise Hunter
Every thing in this world, said my father, is big with jest,--and has wit in it, and instruction too,--if we can but find it out.
- Laurence Sterne
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Laughter is no enemy to learning.
- Walt Disney
I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
- Humphrey Bogart
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- Will Rogers
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
- Mark Twain
The next time a challenging situation presents itself, take a pause and make the conscious choice to meet it with curiosity or humor or the knowledge that this too shall pass.
- Jen Sincero
Don't sleep with your drummer. Dumb-ass.
- Jen Sincero
The testosterone-fueled chip on my shoulder came from a high school career spent futilely awaiting a timely puberty while standing a good foot taller than everyone on earth, all the boys at my high school included. None of them ever asked me out, but I could make them laugh and kick their asses at basketball, so rather than fail at seducing them, I simply became one of them.
- Jen Sincero