Quotes about Humor

Had the situation not been so tragic, we might have laughed.

There is an old joke that went around- it goes, in the beginning God made man in His own image, and since the fall, man has been seeking to return the compliment.

I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading.

There was a massive poster of me down my road, right outside the chip shop. I was about to go in, but then I saw it and changed my mind. Me coming out with a bag of chips, while I'm up there doing crunches on the poster... well, it would not look good.

I can't cook, unless you want Cheez Whiz on a Ritz cracker.

My dad thought my head looked like a basketball, so he set one inside my crib.

Good. I didn't hear the four a.m. rooster alarm." "I did," Taylor said. "It went on for like ten minutes before I rebooted it." "You rebooted a rooster?" "I think so. It stopped mid-crow.

That which doesn't kill you only makes you stronger," Mike said. "Except bears. Bears will kill you.

What a peculiar alchemist is time—transforming painful experiences into comedy.

i gotta stop saying how stupid could you be? I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge

I feel rather blue to-night. I am a horrid little goose, I know - but the trouble is, I can't help being a horrid little goose.

I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.