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Quotes about Humor

All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
- Reinhold Niebuhr
Humor is a prelude to faith, and laughter is the beginning of prayer.
- Reinhold Niebuhr
As the old joke put it: It is forbidden to smoke while you are praying! But it is wonderful and meritorious to pray while you are smoking!
- Fr. Richard Rohr
It is not in the power of every one to taste humor, however he may wish it; it is the gift of God! and a true feeler always brings half the entertainment along with him.
- Laurence Sterne
I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.
- Alice Walker
Humor is a prelude to faith and laughter is the beginning of prayer.
- Reinhold Niebuhr
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
- Billy Graham
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
- William Temple
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill
It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right.
- Mark Twain
It takes all sorts of in and outdoor schooling To get adapted to my kind of fooling.
- Robert Frost