Quotes about Humor
I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
- Anonymous
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Egg-xercise!
- Anonymous
As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool.
- Anonymous
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
- Anonymous
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.
- Anonymous
Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?
- Anonymous
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
- Anonymous
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
- Anonymous
In dog beers, I've only had one.
- Anonymous
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
- Anonymous
My brother always teases me about my forehead: 'I could eat off it!'
- Christina Ricci
I took to 'SpongeBob' and started watching it frequently. Even when I'm older, I think I'll still watch the show.
- Michy Batshuayi