Quotes about Humor
I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.
- Stephen Colbert
To place man properly at the present time, he stands somewhere between the angels and the French.
- Mark Twain
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..
- Mark Twain
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
- Mark Twain
I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I'm not feeling so well myself.
- Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
- Mark Twain
Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.
- Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
- Mark Twain
When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it's always 20 years behind the times.
- Mark Twain
You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
- Mark Twain