Quotes about Humor
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California I have to go to prison don't I? I think you only get three.
- Roseanne Barr
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
- Cicero
They were wearing camouflage gear direct from central casting, and if it hadn't been for the guns I might have laughed, not yet realizing that female laughter would soon be in short supply.
- Margaret Atwood
Besides, who would think of marrying a mothball? A question my mother put to me often, later, in other forms.
- Margaret Atwood
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans, as used to be said; though in present day, the idea of God laughing is next door to blasphemy. An ultra-serious fellow, God is now.
- Margaret Atwood
Stan got the message. He allowed the chicken assignations. What did that make him? A chicken pimp. Better than dead.
- Margaret Atwood
I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful.
- Kevin Hart
If I had a dollar for every time someone made fun of me in high school-oh wait, I do!
- Bill Gates
I'm a little more goofy than I think people give me credit for. I like to have fun. I like to have a good time. People don't always get to see that.
- J. J. Watt
I worry that Jesus drinks himself to sleep when he hears me talk like this.
- Anne Lamott
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.
- Anne Lamott
Why couldn't Jesus command us to obsess over everything, to try to control and manipulate people, to try not to breathe at all, or to pay attention, stomp away to brood when people annoy us, and then eat a big bag of Hershey's Kisses in bed?
- Anne Lamott