Quotes about Humor
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.
- Mark Twain
A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone.
- CT Studd
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
- Tina Fey
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
- Oscar Wilde
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
- Will Rogers
What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.
- Reinhold Niebuhr
Let's face it, most pretty girls aren't funny.
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It just seems too cheap and easy.
- Melissa McCarthy
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.
- Erica Jong