Quotes about Humor

Sam said to me the other day, "I love you like 20 tyrannosauruses on 20 mountaintops," and this is the exact same way in which I love him.

I love romantic comedies that are set in a world. It's not just a boy and a girl falling in love, out of love, and back in love.

I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me.

Here's what I really love: I love a funny story that I can tag a serious line on the end of.

That boy's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the bottom.

I love irony.

I became good friends with Jack Whitehall. I think he's great, such a great dude, and really funny.

You can laugh at anything. It depends on the joke.

I have a great pic of my father and Rev. Graham laughing hysterically at some joke with George Pratt Shultz looking on back in 1972 or so.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

I think you can make fun of anything except things people can't help. They can't help their race or their sex or their age, so you ridicule their pretension or their ego instead. You can ridicule ideas - ideas don't have feelings. You can ridicule an idea that someone holds without hurting them.

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.