Quotes about Humor

Laughing together heartily at the same thing forms an instant bond.

Why can't I just eat a waffle?

Maggot calmed me down by explaining Bible stories were a category of superhero comics.

Like the saying goes: They passed out the brains, he thought they said trains and he missed his.

As a teacher, as well as a parent, I have found that the key to the ninety-nine is the one—particularly the one that is testing the patience and the good humor of the many. It is the love and the discipline of the one student, the one child, that communicates love for the others. It's how you treat the one that reveals how you regard the ninety-nine, because everyone is ultimately a one.

There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.

As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don't bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.

Smooth move, Ex-lax," I heard Art3mis say.

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Pee-wee Herman yelling through a vocoder

Another of Halliday's jokes—according to one of his favorite novels, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the number 42 was the "Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.