Quotes about Humor
I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed
- Bruce Lee
Oh, boys, don't be sentimental; it's bad for the digestion!
- Herman Melville
I'm super happy to say that it's not that hard to write bad stand-up. I guess the trick is to write bad stand-up that sounds like you're trying to be good.
- Pete Holmes
I used to run into lampposts. That was my party trick.
- Paul Kaye
It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
- Marilyn Monroe
I think I want what every girl wants in a man. I would like him to be funny, honest, trustworthy. These are the basic qualities that we all look for in a man.
- Jennifer Winget
Comedies are doing well because I think people want to laugh and not think about everything for a little bit.
- Jonah Hill
Humor is in fact an essential element in the mirth of creation. We can see how, in many matters in our lives, God wants to prod us into taking things a bit more lightly.
- Pope Benedict XVI
When the burdens of the presidency seem unusually heavy, I always remind myself it could be worse. I could be a mayor.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
- Ronald Reagan
The great paradox and humor of God's audacious power: a stuttering prophet will be the voice of God, a barren old lady will become the mother of a nation, a shepherd boy will become their king, and a homeless baby will lead them home.:
- Shane Claiborne
I've grown to admire the humor of a God who uses foolish things to shame the wisdom of this world, and weaklings to remind the strong that they may not be as mighty as they think they are.
- Shane Claiborne