Quotes about Humor
I used to be on a live show with Caroline Flack, and I think I only got on that because I was a comic in Spain and ended up getting on well with her.
- Iain Stirling
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
- John Barrymore
Arguing with my wife is like this: "I came! I saw! I concurred!"
- Anonymous
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
- Roseanne Barr
You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
- Roseanne Barr
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.
- Erica Jong
To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology.
- Mark Twain
I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.
- Stephen Colbert
My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.
- Miranda Hart
Far be it from me to insult the pun! I honor it in proportion to its merits; nothing more. All the most august, the most sublime, the most charming of humanity, and perhaps outside of humanity, have made puns.
- Victor Hugo
Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously.
- Milan Kundera
The ludicrous element in our feeling does not make them any less authentic.
- Milan Kundera