Quotes about Humor
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
- Carol Burnett
It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.
- Philip K. Dick
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
- Robert Frost
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
- Robert Frost
God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
- Stephen Colbert
Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck you Grandpa.' instead.
- Jonah Hill
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
- Oscar Wilde
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
- Marilyn Monroe
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- Mark Cahill