Quotes about Humor
He would get up in the midst of the crowded shop, interrupting the conversation, and start outside to relieve himself. "All who can't swim, mount the highest bench," he would cry out, "for the great he-elephant will now make water!
- Wendell Berry
Ever since then I have believed that God is not only a gentleman and a sport; he is a Kentuckian too.
- William Faulkner
Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one's nose.
- Heinrich Heine
Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Humor is, however, nearer right than any emotion we have. Humor is the atmosphere in which grace most flourishes.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
- Henry Ward Beecher
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
- Leonardo DiCaprio
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.
- Lewis Carroll
Father led in prayer, asking that the Lord would make my home, wherever it might be, a place of love. "Might there always be harmony and commitment, love and happiness. Might there be strength for the hard times, humor to ease the tense times, and shoulders always available for the times of tears," he prayed.
- Janette Oke
I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and make other people laugh and to me there's no greater reward than that.
- Ashton Kutcher
It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.
- Ashton Kutcher
Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that.
- Carol Burnett