Quotes about Humor

Some moms are equipped by the hand of God to be "that mom." They have been formed with the three-C gene — Cooking, Crafting, and Cleaning come easily and naturally to them. Others of us have been delightfully chosen to provide the comic relief necessary to keep this world entertained. And to keep future therapists in business.

The moral of this story is simple. Some moms are equipped by the hand of God to be "that mom." They have been formed with the three-C gene — Cooking, Crafting, and Cleaning come easily and naturally to them. Others of us have been delightfully chosen to provide the comic relief necessary to keep this world entertained. And to keep future therapists in business.

When asked to spell Mississippi the boy asked "The river or the state?"

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

Tell me what you laught at, and I'll tell you who you are.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.