Quotes about Humor
I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of bitter beer - I think it looks inviting.
- Lewis Carroll
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
- Will Rogers
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
- Muhammad Ali
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh
- George Bernard Shaw
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
- Abraham Lincoln
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
- Mark Twain
A great step toward independence is a good-humoured stomach.
- Seneca
Laugh at your friends, And if your friends are sore; So much the better, You may laugh the more.
- Henry Ward Beecher
She's been there for me in a lot of ways, and she really is just the most dependable and loyal and funny as all get out. I mean, she just cracks me up. Constantly.
- Jennifer Aniston
With friends like you - who needs enemas.
- Anonymous
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.
- Lewis Carroll