Quotes about Money

We can dream of an America, and a world, in which love and not money are civilization's bottom line.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

God can have our money and not have our hearts, but He cannot have our hearts without having our money.

I don't mind saying, you know, that I don't take a salary from the church, and God has blessed me with more money than I could imagine from my books.

I don't know how many millions I'll make, so I have to give some back to charity. God blesses me with the money, but only if I give some away.

Some folks serve the almighty dollar far more faithfully than the Almighty God. They get greater delight out of balancing the budget than watching the Lord multiply the loaves and fishes.

I don't care what anyone says. Being rich is a good thing.

A good reputation is more valuable than money.