Quotes about Caffeine

I don't even glance at the herbal teas, I go straight for the real, vile coffee. Jitter in a cup. It cheers me up to know I'll soon be so tense.

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.