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Quotes about Sarcasm

If you're saying farewell to your arms, what do you use to wave goodbye?
- Stephen Colbert
A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.
- Fr. Richard Rohr
I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.
- Miranda Hart
Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.
- Mark Twain
Humor is the opposite of all self-admiration and self-praise.
- Karl Barth
That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
- El-P
Peter: Oy! Harriet: Hullo! Peter: I just wanted to ask whether you'd given any further thought to that suggestion about marrying me. Harriet (sarcastically) : I suppose you were thinking how delightful it would be to go through life together like this? Peter: Well, not quite like this. Hand in hand was more my idea. Harriet: What is that in your hand? Peter: A dead starfish. Harriet: Poor fish! Peter: No ill-feeling, I trust? Harriet: Oh, dear no.
- Dorothy Sayers
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
- Will Rogers