Quotes about Technology

The Internet will help achieve "friction free capitalism" by putting buyer and seller in direct contact and providing more information to both about each other.

Life is like the Internet: sometimes is almost impossible to connect.

The people who resist change will be confronted by the growing number of people who see that better ways are available; thanks to technology.

have heard plenty of sermons that address the problem of pornography, but I can count on one hand the number of times a pastor or Sunday school teacher discussed a more comprehensive online discipleship.

At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this new Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.

Access—your flexible friend.

As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.

I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won't do what I want it to, but only what I tell it.

Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex.

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't play my Game Boy?"