Quotes about Unemployed

I don't work. I keep telling people I'm unemployed. And I don't wash dishes, and I don't wash clothes, and I don't clean my house. Somebody else does that.

An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool.

Let's get unemployed Americans off the welfare and back to work in their own country.

I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed

The English novels are the only relaxation of the intellectually unemployed. But one should not be too severe on them. They show a want of knowledge that must be the result of years of study.