Quotes about Stephen Colbert

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.

Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.

All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.