Before you develop a conscience, torture is amusing.
- Paul Graham
I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.
- Oscar Wilde
I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
- Mae West
Man seeks to excuse himself of sin, but God seeks to convict him of it and to save him from it. Sin is no amusing toy—it is a terror to be shunned! Learn, then, what constitutes sin in the eyes of God!
- Billy Graham
Don't worry, I'm hilarious.
- Bo Burnham
Ah, that's because you don't know what it's like to have faith. You've no idea how amusing and exciting life becomes when you do believe. All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant. It makes life so jolly, you know.