Quotes about Rubber

Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe.

Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time she saw one she had to be severe with herself or she'd get the giggles, a terrifying thought because the man might think you were laughing at him, at his dick, at its size, and that would be fatal.

Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe.