Quotes from Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not?
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train!
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
My God, the religious right will not acknowledge what a merciful person Jesus was.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The only proof he needed for the existance of God was music.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
All the new technology seems redundant to me. I was quite happy with the United States mail service. And, I don't even have an answering machine, for God's sake.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Take care of the people, and God Almighty will take care of Himself.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The triumph of anything is a matter of organization.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.