Quotes from Anonymous

Many prophets and kings have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them.

And do not say, regarding anything, "I am going to do that tomorrow," but only, "If God will."

My days are past.

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom.

Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.

They hanged Haman on the gallows.

The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

He that observeth the wind shall not sow; and he that regardeth the clouds shall not reap.

Accidents hurt — safety doesn't.

The mother of boys work son-up to son-down.

The Father, who without respect of persons judgeth according to every man's work.

We offered this trust to the heavens and the earth and the mountains, but they refused to carry it and were afraid of it; and man carried it. Surely he is sinful, very foolish.