Quotes from Anonymous
A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done.
- Anonymous
And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.
- Anonymous
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men.
- Anonymous
Guns don't kill people, dads with daughters do.
- Anonymous
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
- Anonymous
The codfish lays ten thousands eggs, The homely hen lays one. The codfish never cackles To tell you what she's done. And so we scorn the codfish, While the humble hen we prize, Which only goes to show you That it pays to advertise.
- Anonymous
I always take life with a grain of salt. . . plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
- Anonymous
Sewing: A creative mess is better than tidy idleness.
- Anonymous
"Dead last" is greater than "did not finish" which trumps "did not start."
- Anonymous
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee: Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
- Anonymous
People are like tea bags—they never know their own strength until they get into hot water.
- Anonymous
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
- Anonymous