Quotes from Mae West
You are never too old to become younger!
- Mae West
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Mae West
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
- Mae West
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?
- Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
- Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
- Mae West
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
- Mae West
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
- Mae West
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
- Mae West
A hard man is good to find.
- Mae West
When in doubt, take a bath.
- Mae West
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love — that's not so bad either.
- Mae West