Quotes from Mae West
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
- Mae West
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
- Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
- Mae West
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
- Mae West
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
- Mae West
Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.
- Mae West
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
- Mae West
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West
To err is human, but it feels divine.
- Mae West
Love is banality to all outsiders.
- Mae West
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
- Mae West