Quotes from Conan O'Brien
A Texas bank robber wrote his hold-up note on the back of his resume, on which he lied about his earlier robberies.
- Conan O'Brien
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.
- Conan O'Brien
There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.
- Conan O'Brien
Being a dad is the greatest, except for assembling things.
- Conan O'Brien
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'
- Conan O'Brien
If you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen.
- Conan O'Brien
Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.
- Conan O'Brien
If you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst to profound reinvention.
- Conan O'Brien
You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein Because he hates America he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French people.
- Conan O'Brien
There are few things more liberating in life than having your worst fear realized.
- Conan O'Brien
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen
- Conan O'Brien
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
- Conan O'Brien