Quotes from Will Rogers
A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who, he knows, know more than he does.
- Will Rogers
Where I come from if a man can't think of anything to pray about offhand, why, there is no need of him praying.
- Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
- Will Rogers
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much.
- Will Rogers
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- Will Rogers
I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.
- Will Rogers
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
- Will Rogers
People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.
- Will Rogers
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
- Will Rogers
It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
- Will Rogers
Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long.
- Will Rogers
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
- Will Rogers