Quotes from Will Rogers
Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.
- Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
- Will Rogers
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
- Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're actually paying for.
- Will Rogers
If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?
- Will Rogers
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
- Will Rogers
Most men are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
- Will Rogers
There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Will Rogers
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
- Will Rogers
you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way
- Will Rogers
It is better for some one to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
- Will Rogers
It's not what we don't know that hurts. It's what we know that ain't so.
- Will Rogers