Quotes from Will Rogers
Politics is applesauce.
- Will Rogers
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
- Will Rogers
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
- Will Rogers
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.
- Will Rogers
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
- Will Rogers
One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials.
- Will Rogers
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails
- Will Rogers
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
- Will Rogers
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.
- Will Rogers
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
- Will Rogers
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.
- Will Rogers
There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators.
- Will Rogers