Quotes from Will Rogers
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
- Will Rogers
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
- Will Rogers
We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
- Will Rogers
There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators.
- Will Rogers
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
- Will Rogers
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
- Will Rogers
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
- Will Rogers
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
- Will Rogers
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
- Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
- Will Rogers
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
- Will Rogers
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
- Will Rogers