Quotes from Will Rogers
The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment.
- Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
- Will Rogers
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
- Will Rogers
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
- Will Rogers
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
- Will Rogers
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
- Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Will Rogers
Always drink upstream from the herd.
- Will Rogers