Quotes from Will Rogers
I love words but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them and they don't understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know 'em the minute you see 'em.
- Will Rogers
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.
- Will Rogers
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
- Will Rogers
In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know
- Will Rogers
The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
- Will Rogers
Don't invite me if you don't want me.
- Will Rogers
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
- Will Rogers
I don't know what humor is.
- Will Rogers
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- Will Rogers
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
- Will Rogers
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
- Will Rogers
I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with old friends is the greatest thing in the world.
- Will Rogers