Quotes from Will Rogers

In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that person feel important.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with.

Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can't ruin this country even with politics.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.

If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.