Quotes from Mark Twain

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.