Quotes from Mark Twain
It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want - oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!
- Mark Twain
Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie — I found that out.
- Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
- Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.
- Mark Twain
You can't pray a lie.
- Mark Twain
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
- Mark Twain
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.
- Mark Twain
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
- Mark Twain
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? — it is the same the angels breathe.
- Mark Twain
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
- Mark Twain
There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.
- Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
- Mark Twain