Quotes from Mark Twain
When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
- Mark Twain
Be good and you will be lonely.
- Mark Twain
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
- Mark Twain
One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it
- Mark Twain
A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.
- Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
- Mark Twain
The modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism, is loyalty to the Nationallthe time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.
- Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
- Mark Twain
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
- Mark Twain
O kind missionary, O compassionate missionary, leave China! come home and convert these Christians!
- Mark Twain