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Quotes from Mark Twain

Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.
- Mark Twain
There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man's work.
- Mark Twain
God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.
- Mark Twain
No man has an appreciation so various that his judgment is good upon all varieties of literary work.
- Mark Twain
Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
- Mark Twain
A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.
- Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.
- Mark Twain
Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.
- Mark Twain
20 years from now you will be disappointed by the things you didnt do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover
- Mark Twain
Better a broken promise than none at all.
- Mark Twain