Quotes from Mark Twain
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
— Mark Twain
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
— Mark Twain
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
— Mark Twain
I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.
— Mark Twain
Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.
— Mark Twain
Good exercise for the heart: reach out and help your neighbor.
— Mark Twain
None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.
— Mark Twain
Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.
— Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
— Mark Twain
Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.
— Mark Twain
When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.
— Mark Twain
Man is the only religious animal. In the Holy task of smoothing his brother's path to the happiness of heaven, he has turned the globe into a graveyard.
— Mark Twain