Quotes from Mark Twain
If we only had some God in the country's laws, instead of being in such a sweat to get him into the Constitution, it would be better all around.
- Mark Twain
God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.
- Mark Twain
No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.
- Mark Twain
If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.
- Mark Twain
It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden
- Mark Twain
God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.
- Mark Twain
Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.
- Mark Twain
Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.
- Mark Twain
These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.
- Mark Twain
The smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.
- Mark Twain
One should be gentle with the ignorant, for they are the chosen of God.
- Mark Twain
Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.
- Mark Twain