Quotes from Mark Twain
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
- Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
- Mark Twain
I set down in a chair by the window and tried to think of something cheerful, but it warn't no use. I felt so lonesome I most wished I was dead.
- Mark Twain
Herschel removed the speckled tent-roof from the world and exposed the immeasurable deeps of space, dim-flecked with fleets of colossal suns sailing their billion-leagued remoteness.
- Mark Twain
Never regret anything that made you smile.
- Mark Twain
Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it.
- Mark Twain
If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.
- Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth.
- Mark Twain
From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any FIRST AND FOREMOST object but one -- to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for HIMSELF.
- Mark Twain
Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.
- Mark Twain